Look who's going to be on "Dancing With the Stars" -- the Chairman himself!
The latest dancing star of the foodie universe is Mark Dacascos, known to us as The Chairman on "Iron Chef America." Given his martial arts background (he's renowned in Kung Fu), I'd guess he'd be in good shape and move well. If he has a sense of rhythm and a likable personality, I predict he'll last past our previous dancing foodie, chef Rocco DiSpirito, who was eliminated in Week 4.
The only question I have is, will all of his movements be accompanied by cheesy sound effects?